Serial Flirter

Wtf is it with some people? Y’all confuse the hell out of me. Had a guy message me on Whisper, after I posted this picture.
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And since I’ll usually reply to messages if they’re cool about it, we chatted for a couple of days. He sent me a good morning message asking what’s up, and I responded how I always do, (ALWAYS) “me – 😦 “. He asked if I wanted to be back in bed, well duh…is Sunday and it’s raining. Of COURSE I want to be lazy in bed.

Then BAM, he went right for it. “Ohh, with me?” Wink wink, nudge nudge.
*groan* I just “lol’d” away from it, which he caught and said “not gonna answer that are you?” Umm, correct. He somehow took that to mean and actually said to me “okay that means yes you do but you won’t admit it.”

Yes, but I won’t admit it?

Bitch I’m generally not an asshole. But don’t put words in my mouth, and don’t read into what I do say. Don’t mistake me being a “not asshole” for being sexually interested in you. I’m friendly, playful, and sometimes I’m sarcastic and funny. Don’t confuse that for flirting.

I’m not a serial flirter. If I like you, then I LIKE. YOU. Not you and 5 other cockwombles stumbling around looking just as brainless as you did 5 seconds ago.

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